Job description

It is your job to tell (potential) clients how good we are at our job. You can read about what we do on
this
website and how you translate that to your own language will be of no concern to us.

You will be working with a bunch of heavy techies who are good at their job. We do nothing but sit behind
the
computer and talk about things you will never understand. We have some customers but there are enough
customers who do not know or understand our service yet. Do you think you are able to understand the subject
matter quickly and transfer it to new customers?

Then read the text below, and if we haven’t scared you off yet, let us know.

You expect nothing from us, but we do from you and that is the following;

• Proud to be part of our company;
• Get your own coffee;
• Find your own customers and keep existing customers happy;
• Continue until the signature is in;
• Achieve monthly target otherwise we can no longer eat pizza;
• Tell customers that we are the best;
• Don’t bother us with stupid things; Fast, proactive;
• Can type quotes in Word, preferably without errors;
• You don’t need to have experience in our industry but you do have to demonstrate that you really want
  to;
• You have a natural superpower to pamper customers;
• You get along well with us and laugh out loud when we make an IT joke;
• Go all out from your first day like we do every day;
• You don’t get annoyed by swinging cans of Red Bull, pizza boxes, fast food smells and our nice
  customers;
• You have a social life, hobby, boyfriend/girlfriend and a diploma from school;
• Dare to ask for help or ask questions;
• Call, Call, Call, Call Call;

You will receive the following from us;

• A piece of our pizza and a sip of Red Bull
• You can occasionally watch us perform our magical work
• A lease car
• A bonus for achieving our targets
• A fast laptop of course